Maybe it's a jacket that proclaims what there person doesn't have? So given the super sunny disposition, polite seems fitting for hers.

Mine would say "Snacks", I don't have any. Don't ask me... as I munch away in the corner.

Great writing though! It's been made clear over and over again why you're so popular here. You deserve the success you have and I hope it just continues to grow for you!

Thanks, Claire!