Plot twist! You were in fact waiting for the right time to trample his kid, and those tears you had were from the maniacal laughter as he fell from his bike! MUAHAHA

And when the sperm box showed up you had to play it off, I totally get it.

Or maybe that's not the way it went down.

But damn, the universe, god or whatever that keeps putting you in these positions sure seems to love poking at you. Makes for great stories though.

Thanks for sharing this one. Hope your daughter had a good day at preschool too.